DEBT CEILING $4.00T — BANK UP TO IT, THEN RAISE IT
BIG BEAUTIFUL DEBTA CHEESEBURGER CHASE
You are DJT. The mission is simple: eat every cheeseburger in the
park, inflate a entirely fictional national debt, and raise the debt ceiling
before the fiscal year closes. Avoid anything that pays the bill down.
WASD / ←↑↓→ or drag to move ·
SPACE mash to raise the ceiling · M mute · P pause
SATIRE / PARODY. No real person, agency, or dollar figure is depicted or
endorsed. All debt numbers are invented for the game and are not statements about anyone's
policies or conduct. Synth audio generated in-browser. The "the best" voice clips are real
audio cut from an official White House recording (Remarks at the Department of Justice,
Mar 14 2025 — a U.S. Government work, public domain), pitch-shifted for variation.